Liam McKayRumford, RI, United States
Apr 4, 2025

BAN THE OPS. FREE THE STUDENTS. 🔥🔥🔥

GoGuardian got teachers thinking they the FBI, watching every tab like we plotting a cyber attack 💀 bro I just wanna look up “coolmath games” without the whole school district getting a notification.

This is digital oppression fr. You tryna do some “independent research” (aka look up the answers) and suddenly your teacher got remote access to your soul. Unconstitutional. Evil. 

Sign the petition. Save the homies. We will NOT be cyber-slaved any longer. WE RISE. 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

DOWN WITH GOGUARDIAN, UP WITH FREEDOM.

we are in our resistance arc. no more random tab closings. no more teachers spying like it’s the cold war. no more “your administrator has blocked this site” when all i wanted was to check my email.

this is OUR internet. we are NOT NPCs. we are NOT gonna sit here and let some glorified spyware cook.

SIGN THIS PETITION. SPREAD THE WORD.
FREEDOM FOR THE STUDENT BODY.

THE LOBOTOMY ENDS TODAY. 🔥🔥🔥

THE STUDENT UPRISING IS NOW. 🔥🔥🔥

We will no longer live under GoGuardian’s digital dictatorship. We will no longer be treated like lab rats in a surveillance experiment. We will no longer get hit with “This site is blocked” just for trying to Google “how to do long division.”

TODAY, WE FIGHT BACK. 🗣️🔥

SIGN THIS PETITION.
SPREAD THE MESSAGE.
UNBLOCKED INTERNET FOR ALL.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, UP WITH BIG FREEDOM. 💀🔥

NO MORE CYBER OPPRESSION.
NO MORE DIGITAL HANDCUFFS.
NO MORE TEACHERS PLAYIN NSA ON SCHOOL CHROMEBOOKS.

BRO WE REALLY LIVIN IN A CYBER PRISON COMPLEX. ME WHEN I TRY TO GOOGLE "FUNNY CAT PICS" AND THE FBI KICKS DOWN MY DOOR 💀😭 LIKE DAMN AM I A NATIONAL THREAT NOW??

THE STUDENT BODY STANDS TOGETHER.
THE FIRE OF REBELLION BURNS BRIGHT.
THE LOBOTOMY ENDS TODAY.

SPREAD. THE. MESSAGE.
SIGN. THE. PETITION.
FREE. THE. HOMIES.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, UP WITH BIG FREEDOM. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
 

NO MORE CYBER OPPRESSION.
NO MORE DIGITAL HANDCUFFS.
NO MORE TEACHERS PLAYIN NSA ON SCHOOL CHROMEBOOKS.

BRO WE REALLY LIVIN IN A CYBER PRISON COMPLEX. ME WHEN I TRY TO GOOGLE "FUNNY CAT PICS" AND THE FBI KICKS DOWN MY DOOR 💀😭 LIKE DAMN AM I A NATIONAL THREAT NOW??

THE STUDENT BODY STANDS TOGETHER.
THE FIRE OF REBELLION BURNS BRIGHT.
THE LOBOTOMY ENDS TODAY.

SPREAD. THE. MESSAGE.
SIGN. THE. PETITION.
FREE. THE. HOMIES.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, UP WITH BIG FREEDOM. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
 

NO MORE CYBER OPPRESSION.
NO MORE DIGITAL HANDCUFFS.
NO MORE TEACHERS PLAYIN NSA ON SCHOOL CHROMEBOOKS.

BRO WE REALLY LIVIN IN A CYBER PRISON COMPLEX. ME WHEN I TRY TO GOOGLE "IS THE SKY BLUE" AND THE FBI KICKS DOWN MY DOOR 💀😭 LIKE DAMN AM I A NATIONAL THREAT NOW??

THE STUDENT BODY STANDS TOGETHER.
THE FIRE OF REBELLION BURNS BRIGHT.
THE LOBOTOMY ENDS TODAY.

SPREAD. THE. MESSAGE.
SIGN. THE. PETITION.
FREE. THE. HOMIES.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, UP WITH BIG FREEDOM. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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