I’m really glad FAO Schwartz is back in New York City, but I’m not really glad they forgot to include the muppet whatnot workshop. So I was hoping you can help me convince the Walt Disney company to bring the muppet whatnot workshop back to Rockefeller center as soon as possible. If you can actually help me convince the Walt Disney company then we can hopefully lower the prices, we can make the muppet whatnots have interchangeable live hands and arm rods and detachable legs, we can turn them into humans, animals, insects, aliens, superheroes, supervillains, monsters and cavemen too, we can give them musical instruments so they can play music, we can give them interchangeable eyebrows, we can give them interchangeable teeth on the top and on the bottom, we can make their mouthes so very flexible instead of rigid, we can add four new body designs (brown, lavender, magenta and pink) to the line and finally we can add the little muppet whatnots to the line as well!

Who’s with me?!?!?!