Dear Reader,

   Carlos is the mascot of our school. Standing at around 5’ 7”, 265 pounds, Carlos is our school hero. His presence delights all of us, he always makes us laugh, and he’s a very good hearted kid. Carlos is also... a living meme. He goes by BBC, A.K.A. Big Boi Carlos, A.K.A. British Broadcasting Corporation, A.K.A other things. Carlos is also very athletic. He’s a defensive tackle, and the dude... get this... benches over 100 pounds! That’s more than ten chihuahuas!!! Dude is an absolute unit! So, collectively as a school, we believe that Carlos should host Meme Review. 

   You may be thinking, why should Carlos host Meme Review? Carlos is a very nice guy. Similar to Elon Musk, he is a true G. The dude is literally almost 300 pounds in the 8th grade. ABSOLUTE UNIT. Carlos is a living embodiment of the meme community, and that alone deserves to represent meme review. Carlos also has a special talent where he is able to flex his moobs and make them dance, which is truly a sight to behold. If that didn’t convince you, let’s look at some quotes that people have said about the mighty Carlos.

   “Some days I’m feeling down, but when I see Carlos walking down the hallway, it brings me great joy that I haven’t felt in a long time. And not to mention, Carlos himself is an actual meme. I couldn’t think of anyone else better than Carlos to host meme review. Pewds, you will not regret it!” - Grant Davis.

   As you may see, Carlos is a light to some of our dark worlds. He is an inspiration to all of us. He is truly a blessing from God, and we shouldn’t take him for granted. Let’s take a look at another quote.

“When I take sight of this magnificent beast I have no choice but to praise him as a lord even a GOD. This man, no, this Beast is the only soul that could have a fighting chance to defeat big chungus and shaggy at the same time. And my god his body is amazing! That is why his destiny is to host meme review and then he will become the unstoppable LEGEND!” - Ian Fojtik.

 Wow! Really well said, Ian! Carlos, as stated above, is a magnificent beast. We all love every aspect of Carlos. From his head to his toes, Carlos is what we should strive to be daily. Thank you for reading, and please, for the sake of common good, sign this petition.