What  is this travesty!?!? Do people think this is a joke? We have been a loyal patron of the North Gong Pub for several glorious, schnitty fuelled years. In all this time, I have never strayed from the $7.50 schnitty. What happens to this commandment now that Adolf Schnitzler has upended our fucking universe. We are calling for a boycott of this deceitful establishment until our schnittys return to the non-heinous prices of their yesteryear. This is our birthright. I demand satisfaction. Stand with me UOW, together we shall not be moved. We will be heard. These are our schnittys.