Musical Justice: Make John Mayer Say “Juan Mayor” at de Espier.
The Issue
The Situation
October 16th is my birthday. It is also John Mayer’s birthday. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. I think it’s a pattern. For years, I’ve watched my music turn up in his catalogue. My melodies, my passion, even my sacred pentatonics, all of it has ended up under his name. I’ve never been credited, contacted, or acknowledged. As far as John Mayer is concerned, I do not exist. Which is crazy because 98.6% of his catalogue is from my brain.
The Ask
I didn’t want to escalate. I’ve been patient, and I’ve been polite. But a man can only be ignored by someone for so long. Especially after finding countless tiny microphones in my apartment which were clearly place there by John or his people. There is also the matter of my missing idea notebook that somehow appeared in his photo. So here is what I desire, and what a signature to dis petition will compel John to do:
John Mayer must acknowledge my existence. He may do this in juan of three ways.
- At de May 8th concert at de Espier he can simply say my name: Juan Mayor. I may or may not be in attendance pending a shady back room deal I am currently making to acquire tickets since I was denied entry from de master of tickets.
- On jor fancy podcast, "De Life with John Mayer", say my name. I am positive one of my countless fans will take note and send me with a bideo of de concession.
- Create a estory on de instagrams in gwich you mention my name and tag my page. Hopefully he can fit me in between his posts about Land Rover, Bruce Springesteen and de concert at de Espier.
The Deal
In exchange for that one act of humility, I will relinquish all claims to our shared musical catalogue and permanently end my quest for musical justice. All de songs, de lyrics, de music, de melodies, de riffs, de tones, de pentatonics, even the freaking mickelodeans. They will all be John's. (Golden Capo not included).
In Conclusion
Signing dis petition is probably de most important thing you will do with your life. It will bring de guorld one step closer to peace and equilibrium.
Musical justice is possible.
With all my freaking heart,
Juan Mayor
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The Issue
The Situation
October 16th is my birthday. It is also John Mayer’s birthday. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. I think it’s a pattern. For years, I’ve watched my music turn up in his catalogue. My melodies, my passion, even my sacred pentatonics, all of it has ended up under his name. I’ve never been credited, contacted, or acknowledged. As far as John Mayer is concerned, I do not exist. Which is crazy because 98.6% of his catalogue is from my brain.
The Ask
I didn’t want to escalate. I’ve been patient, and I’ve been polite. But a man can only be ignored by someone for so long. Especially after finding countless tiny microphones in my apartment which were clearly place there by John or his people. There is also the matter of my missing idea notebook that somehow appeared in his photo. So here is what I desire, and what a signature to dis petition will compel John to do:
John Mayer must acknowledge my existence. He may do this in juan of three ways.
- At de May 8th concert at de Espier he can simply say my name: Juan Mayor. I may or may not be in attendance pending a shady back room deal I am currently making to acquire tickets since I was denied entry from de master of tickets.
- On jor fancy podcast, "De Life with John Mayer", say my name. I am positive one of my countless fans will take note and send me with a bideo of de concession.
- Create a estory on de instagrams in gwich you mention my name and tag my page. Hopefully he can fit me in between his posts about Land Rover, Bruce Springesteen and de concert at de Espier.
The Deal
In exchange for that one act of humility, I will relinquish all claims to our shared musical catalogue and permanently end my quest for musical justice. All de songs, de lyrics, de music, de melodies, de riffs, de tones, de pentatonics, even the freaking mickelodeans. They will all be John's. (Golden Capo not included).
In Conclusion
Signing dis petition is probably de most important thing you will do with your life. It will bring de guorld one step closer to peace and equilibrium.
Musical justice is possible.
With all my freaking heart,
Juan Mayor
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Petition created on October 16, 2026