Make the old shovel into the new shovel

Make the old shovel into the new shovel

The Issue

Hey Mr. Freeze, Or The Old Shovel Himself..

I hope you come across this petition because it's about something truly special. I'm Achilles, and I'm reaching out as someone who feels like we could make a real impact together. I'll be honest—I'm not the best at, reading, swimming, having hair, or even seeing too far, but what I lack in those areas, I make up for in enthusiasm and vision. I can also ride a mountain bike if that makes me THE GOAT, Like you! 

Mr. Freeze, your daughter is really cool and funny and like all that but that doesn’t actually matter that much cause I think this could be an amazing opportunity for us to collaborate and channel that influence into something that will kick total gears! And we can honestly make so much money with the global marketing we can push with the “NEW” Shovel. 

By signing this petition, you’re standing up for the entire biking community. BRINGING WHAT WE HAD BACK IN GOOD OL UTAH, TO THE ENTIRE GLOBE! 


Please sign this petition and be part of this exciting new era! 

 

 

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The Issue

Hey Mr. Freeze, Or The Old Shovel Himself..

I hope you come across this petition because it's about something truly special. I'm Achilles, and I'm reaching out as someone who feels like we could make a real impact together. I'll be honest—I'm not the best at, reading, swimming, having hair, or even seeing too far, but what I lack in those areas, I make up for in enthusiasm and vision. I can also ride a mountain bike if that makes me THE GOAT, Like you! 

Mr. Freeze, your daughter is really cool and funny and like all that but that doesn’t actually matter that much cause I think this could be an amazing opportunity for us to collaborate and channel that influence into something that will kick total gears! And we can honestly make so much money with the global marketing we can push with the “NEW” Shovel. 

By signing this petition, you’re standing up for the entire biking community. BRINGING WHAT WE HAD BACK IN GOOD OL UTAH, TO THE ENTIRE GLOBE! 


Please sign this petition and be part of this exciting new era! 

 

 

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Petition created on May 14, 2026