Make the Monday after "The Big Game" a national holiday

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The Issue

Every year, millions of Americans look forward to Super Bowl Sunday, not just for the thrilling game, but also for the legendary spreads of wings, chips, dips, and cocktail weenies that often accompany it. Yet, while our spirits soar, our bodies are left to cope with the aftermath—all those indulgent treats can weigh heavily come Monday morning. Imagine how much easier it would be to face the week if the following Monday was a national holiday dedicated to recovery!

Introducing National Teriyaki Madness Day! A day where we can focus on revitalizing ourselves with healthier options, like a huge bowl of fresh, quality ingredients that only Teriyaki Madness can provide. Not only is it delicious, but it won't leave you with that dreaded gut-bomb feeling.

Statistics show that Super Bowl Sunday is one of the largest food consumption days in America, second only to Thanksgiving. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Americans eat over 1.3 billion chicken wings, 8 million pounds of guacamole, and tons of chips on this day. Predictably, most employees report decreased productivity the following Monday. A simple solution is to offer everyone a day to relax and recuperate.

Making the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday could improve national morale and productivity in the long run. Instead of dragging ourselves to work, we could have one last day to enjoy the festivities and recover responsibly.

Join us in this light-hearted, yet meaningful push to bring about National Teriyaki Madness Day. Let's savour a healthier option and turn a food coma day into a rejuvenation day. Sign the petition to make it happen!

The Decision Makers

Donald Trump
President of the United States
James Vance
Vice President of the United States

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