Throughout all of time, they have been annoying and pestering us as long as we had invented the wheel. They make what should be a nice peaceful relaxing beach vacation into a ravening war zone. They might seem like they could not harm due to their size, but you know how the saying goes, "Size doesn't always matter." And they can't be any more true for seagulls. They are one of the most dangerous animals out there, and they claim many victims throughout the year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 From minor cases like people just losing their lunch, to more severe cases where they have kidnapped dogs, held people hostage, and even one case where they killed someone. Also with the way that these seagulls are evolving to be smarter and smarter each year, we might not have much time left. It's only a matter of time until they learn how to use an AK-47 and begin to fire on the masses. And in no time we might have a seagull revolution on our hands here, and combine that with the possibility of a third world about to happen, our species' survival ain't looking so good. That's why we must act now before it's too late.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 A person like you can help even with the littlest things. One thing we recommend is feeding avocados to seagulls. Avocados are highly dangerous to seagulls, and they could be easily killed with one spoonful, which makes them an excellent repellent against the seagulls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another thing you can do is put this petition out to your local politician because the more support and more we have the better. Now these are only a few things we can do to help stop seagulls, but if we want big change we are going have to have the powerful people in charge see this, and to do that we will have to have as many people as we can to be able to sign this petition. So please, unless you want to have a seagull revolution, sign this petition, show it to your friends, and take some steps to help stop the spread of seagulls. Trust me, the entire survival of our species depends on it.