HELLO-

Sorry if my all caps came off as aggressive.  I am just very passionate about this.  I learned today there is no national duck day.  There's a national rubber ducky day, which is all fine-and-dandy, but no just duck day.  I was absolutely flabbergonsted when I found out, and I am just very positive you must feel the same. 

You, I know, must be a good kind-o'-person.  A swell fellow, a duck lover!  So please, please I beg you help this petition.  By getting just 100,000 of the 8,000,000,000+ people on this speck in the sky to scrawl their name digitally on this binary-coded website, maybe, just maybe... well, I know we can make a difference.  I mean--ha!  This is difference dot org after all, right?!   If we get one hundiddlydarn folks to pledge their allegiance to the United Duck Day group, I will work hard to go straight to the top to honor our ducky friends.  I am a USAian, so if I can't go NATO directly I'll talk with my boy Donny first.  He.. has.. done.. many.. interesting.. things so I'm sure this particular human would be glad to bring this before the world's esteemed coalition of nations.   And, if this holiday must be confined to the borders of the 50 states, well, so be it.  At least we would have made a difference, right?

Let's get this thang started!

Go sign! 

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