BRIBE

Right, it's time to wheel out the big guns to get to 50 signatures. We're currently at 31, so one of the next 19 people to sign will win this elegant Timothy Stone #WearTheTrend timepiece. That's right, one of you lucky signatories will get this beautiful watch, for free!*

I know what you're thinking: 'this guy must be insane.' Well, if my passion for beautiful music has driven me mental, so be it, if that's what it takes.

*Subject to picking up the watch within the PE19 postcode at a mutually convenient time.