The Issue? - The "New York" Jets

A so called "Professional Football" team in the NFL, which has been nothing but absolute garbage the past 15 years.  A team so bad, it has not even made the playoffs in the past 15 years and has not a record above .500 in the past 10 YEARS.

By every metric, they are the worst team in recent NFL history.

Now onto the point of this petition: The next generation of football fans (or new fans) make their choice of fandom by the environment around them.  Thus, almost all the soon to be football fans in NYC are made into Jets or Giants fans (though really, they should be made into Buffalo fans, as they are the only football team in the state of NY).  

So the goal: Make it Illegal to make someone a Jets Fan.

The reasons why are quite simple.
- Prevents chronic anger and depression
- Allows for more production during the work week
- Decreases thoughts of Conspiracy Theories and NFL "scripts"

And most important, the new football fan would be HAPPIER. Something that jets fan don't know.

I say this as a Jets Fan myself: Let's stop making people fans of this team.  They don't deserve the fanbase it has to begin with.