PETITION TO MAKE GOLF COURSES GREAT AGAIN: A PLAN TO HONOR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP AND SAVE AMERICA’S GREENS

We, the undersigned patriots, visionaries, and lovers of the finer things in life, hereby call upon the United States government to take bold and historic action: transform every golf course in America into a glorious national park, each bearing the name of our greatest leader, President Donald J. Trump.

Why? Because America deserves nothing less than TRUMP-SIZED NATURE.

For too long, these verdant paradises—crafted for leisure, luxury, and 9 a.m. tee times—have been limited to the elite few. President Trump, a man of boundless generosity and golden vision, showed us that golf courses are not just manicured lawns—they are cathedrals of capitalism, temples of turf, and sanctuaries of strategic thinking.

Under our plan:
✅ Every golf course will become a Trump National Park, ensuring that future generations can hike where moguls once putted, picnic where billionaires birdied, and marvel at sand traps that rival the Sahara.
✅ Statues of President Trump in heroic poses (swinging, pointing, deal-making) will grace every former 18th green, reminding all Americans that Greatness is Par for the Course.
✅ Park rangers will wear MAGA-red uniforms and greet visitors with the words, “Welcome to Trump Country.”
✅ Instead of park maps, guests will receive scorecards of Freedom.

President Trump’s legacy is already enormous—like the fairways he champions—but this initiative will elevate his name from the leaderboards of history to the summits of destiny. By naming every nationalized golf course after President Trump, we guarantee that America stays beautiful, bold, and branded.

We believe that this visionary move will unite the nation, heal partisan divides, and finally answer the question: What would Teddy Roosevelt do if he had a 9-iron?

Sign this petition today to Make Golf Great Again by Making America Trump Again. Because nothing says “public lands” like private luxury for everyone.

God bless America. God bless golf. And God bless Donald J. Trump—the only president who truly knows how to drive America forward.