There is no Collector's Ham Shank, which is a crime against humanity itself. As it is the proven to be the best melee weapon in the game. It may hold no utility. But it's mere supremacy, and the addition of Jiggle Bones puts it far above the rest!

We want Valve to add a Ham Shank Chemistry Set so we can revel in the Ham goodness! Please Valve listen to the demands of the community! If you too want this crime to be erased. A simple few petitions is all we need to get off the ground. And eventually, maybe. We can get this into the MVM Update, and the prayers of THOUSANDs, maybe even MILLIONS of people. Will finally be answered!

Just imagine opening your inventory of thousands of Ham Shanks.. and then with a purchase of maybe 3 dollars... You can own..

THIS:

Just imagine it, Since most if not all unique weapons are a few scrap. If you have a jacked inventory. This could be one of the cheapest collector’s items in TF2!

Statistically, it has been proven a weapon in TF2 is more popular if it has a collector’s variant. It not only improves notoriety, but also can help with the price. Since people will be buying more Ham Shanks to make Collector’s Ham Shanks! And thus it will drive Valve to possibly add a Strange Varaint of the Ham Shanks. Driving the value of Ham Shanks up EVEN further!

In definite conclusion. The Ham Shank should’ve already had a collector’s variant as should ALL weapons.
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