IMPORTANT UPDATE ON EUPHORIA

According to the most reputable news source RapTV (they are how I first learned Betty White died for context), the 3rd season of Euphoria will most likely be released in 2024. This significant gap between the seasons gives the producers, writers, and directors ample time to find a great ape suitable for the auspicious position as the gorilla that appeared in the show with zero context provided that regularly engages in primate behavior.

Make sure you share this petition to spread the word in this critical period of time!!

Cheers, Zach