Yesterday , February 23rd, 2016 - a date which will live in infamy - the music lovers of the United States of America were deliberately attacked by forces within the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame seeking to cheapen the induction of Cheap Trick by allowing the honor to be performed by "American rapper-turned-trailer park Bob Seger" Kid Rock.

We, the people of the United States of America with ears, firmly request that you strip Kid Rock, the human manifestation of everything "Idiocracy" predicted, from attending the ceremony, much less inducting one of the most iconic, influential and hardest-working bands in all of rock & roll.

That's right, by signing this petition, we make it clear that we would prefer that Kid Rock wasn't even allowed into the building.

In his absence, we humbly suggest that you consider, well, anybody, because giving the honor to a severed finger in a shot glass would make more sense at this point.