If You Want War, Pack a Bag — You're Going
Das Problem
WHY THIS PETITION EXISTS: ?
This is a symbolic idea with serious intentions.
Most wars are not started by “nations.” They’re started by a handful of powerful individuals — and then marketed as patriotic necessity.
They sell the war.
We pay the price.
This petition demands something radical but fair:
If you support war, you must fight it. Personally.
If you profit from war, you must be on the battlefield.
And no more wars in cities — go rent a desert.
This is a moral mirror — not a policy (yet).
It’s a challenge to the system that lets ego-driven conflicts ruin millions of lives.
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🚫 OUR DEMANDS:
1. If you call for war, you go first.
No more war from a distance. This applies to:
Politicians
CEOs and shareholders of war-profiting industries
Media influencers glorifying violence
Civilians who yell “bomb them” from the safety of a couch
If you’re in favor of war — you enlist.
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2. All wars must be fought in deserted, uninhabited areas.
No civilian zones.
No cities.
No hospitals.
Just the people who think war is necessary.
You want a war? Get in the ring.
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❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Isn’t this unrealistic?
Yes. It’s a symbolic stand.
But it exposes the hypocrisy in the current system: powerful people make war decisions and remain untouched, while regular people lose everything.
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Q: Are you saying all wars are wrong?
No. This targets unnecessary wars of aggression — wars driven by ego, greed, or politics — not defense against genocide or existential threats.
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Q: Isn’t this sarcastic or flippant?
Satire is a tool — especially when truth is dressed up in power suits and propaganda.
This is serious beneath the sarcasm. Civilians dying for other people’s egos is not a joke.
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Q: Who should sign this?
People tired of seeing innocent lives lost
Veterans who know the real cost of war
Citizens who believe war should never be easy to start
Anyone who believes accountability is long overdue
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✊ SIGN IF YOU BELIEVE:
✔️ War shouldn’t be waged by people who never fight
✔️ Civilians are not pawns
✔️ Ego is not a good enough reason to die
✔️ The warmongers should pack a bag
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🔥 Let’s make warmongering awkward again.
👉 Sign.
📢 Share.
🏷️ Tag your local war cheerleader.
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Das Problem
WHY THIS PETITION EXISTS: ?
This is a symbolic idea with serious intentions.
Most wars are not started by “nations.” They’re started by a handful of powerful individuals — and then marketed as patriotic necessity.
They sell the war.
We pay the price.
This petition demands something radical but fair:
If you support war, you must fight it. Personally.
If you profit from war, you must be on the battlefield.
And no more wars in cities — go rent a desert.
This is a moral mirror — not a policy (yet).
It’s a challenge to the system that lets ego-driven conflicts ruin millions of lives.
---
🚫 OUR DEMANDS:
1. If you call for war, you go first.
No more war from a distance. This applies to:
Politicians
CEOs and shareholders of war-profiting industries
Media influencers glorifying violence
Civilians who yell “bomb them” from the safety of a couch
If you’re in favor of war — you enlist.
---
2. All wars must be fought in deserted, uninhabited areas.
No civilian zones.
No cities.
No hospitals.
Just the people who think war is necessary.
You want a war? Get in the ring.
---
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Isn’t this unrealistic?
Yes. It’s a symbolic stand.
But it exposes the hypocrisy in the current system: powerful people make war decisions and remain untouched, while regular people lose everything.
---
Q: Are you saying all wars are wrong?
No. This targets unnecessary wars of aggression — wars driven by ego, greed, or politics — not defense against genocide or existential threats.
---
Q: Isn’t this sarcastic or flippant?
Satire is a tool — especially when truth is dressed up in power suits and propaganda.
This is serious beneath the sarcasm. Civilians dying for other people’s egos is not a joke.
---
Q: Who should sign this?
People tired of seeing innocent lives lost
Veterans who know the real cost of war
Citizens who believe war should never be easy to start
Anyone who believes accountability is long overdue
---
✊ SIGN IF YOU BELIEVE:
✔️ War shouldn’t be waged by people who never fight
✔️ Civilians are not pawns
✔️ Ego is not a good enough reason to die
✔️ The warmongers should pack a bag
---
🔥 Let’s make warmongering awkward again.
👉 Sign.
📢 Share.
🏷️ Tag your local war cheerleader.
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Petition am 5. Juni 2025 erstellt