Hype Man Needs To be a Nonchalant Dread-Head

Recent signers:
Avian Lizama and 14 others have signed recently.

The Issue

Titan is our school's hype man, the one who lifts the spirit at games with his charisma and infectious energy. Known for his dynamic presence at school events, Titan also has a laid-back side, showing us a nonchalant demeanor. This well rounded personality is what makes Titan such a unique and cherished part of our community.

We have a dream. For Titan, this hairstyle isn’t just about fashion; it’s about expressing his true self, embracing both his lively vibe and his nonchalantness™️. We want him to become a nonchalant dread head™️.

By supporting Titan in getting dreads, we're advocating for something awesome.

Join us in signing this petition to stand with Titan and support him becoming the nonchalant dread head™️ he probably doesn’t aspire to be! Together, we can convince our favorite hype man to get the most nonchalant hairstyle.

⚠️PLEASE SHARE SO WE CAN GET AS MANY SIGNITURES AS POSSIBLE! WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HYPE MAN GETS DREADS⚠️

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Recent signers:
Avian Lizama and 14 others have signed recently.

The Issue

Titan is our school's hype man, the one who lifts the spirit at games with his charisma and infectious energy. Known for his dynamic presence at school events, Titan also has a laid-back side, showing us a nonchalant demeanor. This well rounded personality is what makes Titan such a unique and cherished part of our community.

We have a dream. For Titan, this hairstyle isn’t just about fashion; it’s about expressing his true self, embracing both his lively vibe and his nonchalantness™️. We want him to become a nonchalant dread head™️.

By supporting Titan in getting dreads, we're advocating for something awesome.

Join us in signing this petition to stand with Titan and support him becoming the nonchalant dread head™️ he probably doesn’t aspire to be! Together, we can convince our favorite hype man to get the most nonchalant hairstyle.

⚠️PLEASE SHARE SO WE CAN GET AS MANY SIGNITURES AS POSSIBLE! WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HYPE MAN GETS DREADS⚠️

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Petition created on October 28, 2025