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Alan Partridge To Headline Glastonbury In A Reasonably Priced Car

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If Kanye West is not "suitable" for Glastonbury, the only solution for fans of "real" "music" is to get Alan Partridge to headline the Pyramid Stage on the Saturday night (for some reason). His 90-minute set will be comprised entirely of him driving a reasonably priced car around the stage. There will be no encores. 



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