Yo what's up guys, it's your boy, XxFounding_fathers69xX. I have written this article and will be talking about why we need pay back on the red coats. Btw, happy new year! It is now 1773 today and I am feeling like this year is the perfect time for payback! These red coats have been taking our money for way to long; they have been taxing our tea for 11 years!

         I have been planning out what to do for payback and I will share it with you guys rn. The plan is to go on their ships and dump the shit out of their tea like full on pollute the water. Their tea is not safe 😭🙏. We will all show up December 16, 1773 and execute this plan. Please sign this petition if you wanna join us because shit is about to go down.

Sincerely, The Thirteen Colonies