The great virtual world of GTA VII, coming 2095, is threatened by a terrible and maniacal force: bored developers who seek to maliciously code zombies into the game as content creep, thus destroying the entire experience.

Zombies stand to tear apart the serene streets of wherever the game make take place, terrorizing the populace and leaving nothing left for us, the players, to kill or rob, and turning it into a pathetic The Last of Us wannabe.

This is a very real threat affecting anyone with a keyboard and a processor, and we, the People's Front Against Zombies in Grand Theft Auto Seven (PFAZGTAS), demand that we act now, before GTA 6 comes out and the developers can start coding zombies for GTA 7. This is a great and urgent matter that demands action before it is too late.