Doghead is fast approaching. This year, this decades old tradition includes a 2am RUNNING OF THE GINGERS.

Sophia M. Sorabella, a “proud” member of the ginger alliance and token ginger of the West neighborhood, claims that she will not be participating in the Running of the Gingers. Yet she claims that this is her holiday?!

It is Ms. Sorabella’s civic duty to participate in this event with those who share her unique hair coloring. Please show your support and encourage her to take her rightful place as a runner in celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day this year.