Food have lives too! save inncoent lives and become a Geologen

The issue

Poor inocent food is forced to be put in infoodmane conditions, sittin on shelves all day waitn to be taken home by some crrepy old man whose just gonna eat them. If you become a Geologen today you can eat anything you want as long as it is not food! the most popular delecacies that geologens eat are rocks. You can make dishes and drinks such as; rocksicles - ice blocks with added rocks, Rocky road - with real rocks, rockcake - self explanatory, rock 'em bush - a twist on a croquembouche but without prefiteroles and with rocks, rocktails - hydrated rock powder that has been fermented and turns into alcohol with a little rock for decoration to top it off. Geologens are 2 times better than any other food eating group, for exampal carnivors are eating poor, helpless steaks and chicken wings! what did those little wings do to you! and the veges are even worse they eaten helpless organic foods that have only helped the world we live in. vegans are a just as bad eating any good looking healthy food they can find. think about all the families they are destroying, how many harmless foods they are killing. by signing this petition it will allow us at geologen.org to create a restaurant that will only serve geologen style food and will help erradicate horrendus food eaters.

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The issue

Poor inocent food is forced to be put in infoodmane conditions, sittin on shelves all day waitn to be taken home by some crrepy old man whose just gonna eat them. If you become a Geologen today you can eat anything you want as long as it is not food! the most popular delecacies that geologens eat are rocks. You can make dishes and drinks such as; rocksicles - ice blocks with added rocks, Rocky road - with real rocks, rockcake - self explanatory, rock 'em bush - a twist on a croquembouche but without prefiteroles and with rocks, rocktails - hydrated rock powder that has been fermented and turns into alcohol with a little rock for decoration to top it off. Geologens are 2 times better than any other food eating group, for exampal carnivors are eating poor, helpless steaks and chicken wings! what did those little wings do to you! and the veges are even worse they eaten helpless organic foods that have only helped the world we live in. vegans are a just as bad eating any good looking healthy food they can find. think about all the families they are destroying, how many harmless foods they are killing. by signing this petition it will allow us at geologen.org to create a restaurant that will only serve geologen style food and will help erradicate horrendus food eaters.

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