Haven’t had an orgasm since the 90s because your boyfriend sucks? That’s ok! We all relate! Dunk a Roos are sure to make your mouth wet and leave you with creamy goodness lining your mouth ... here is the problem... In 2012 (the year we were all supposed to die and wish we could have one last moment of happiness) they discontinued our beloved dunk a Roos. Why? BECAUSE BETTY CROCKER DIDNT GET ENOUGH COCK IN HER! So we need a little help screaming at ol Betty! Please sign this petition so we can get back to our daily lives and and your boyfriend won’t have to try so much! We want dunk a Roos back! It’s not the same as any of this crap they have on the shelves! Like the lunchable cookie dunk things.!!!!These aren’t just something you can duplicate like a key for the handcuffs you swear are for putting your child in time out. SIGN THIS petition!!! Fix your relationship right now! Bring them back so your girl can stop being mad at you for what you didn’t do. Bring them back so your boyfriend stops getting mad at you for not cooking his pasta with his sauce! Bring them back so our nation can be happy!!!! Bring back our dunk a Roos! #damnitbetty #trump #merica #90s