Let’s kill Logan Wanker.

Have you ever lost something so dear to you that it left you with a profound sense of injustice? That's how I felt when Logan Wanker wrongfully consumed my cherished chicken tender and my apple. To some, this might be a small incident, but to me, it was devastating. It was not just a piece of chicken; it was my anticipated delight after a long day.

The act of taking someone's food is an invasion of personal space and trust. It's more than just being deprived of a meal; it symbolizes a lack of respect and consideration. Logan's actions have left a scar, and while it might sound petty, theft of any form should have its repercussions.

This might not be a battle for the majority, but for those who have ever had their meals plundered or their trust violated, this is a stand for recognizing smaller injustices that often go ignored. By rallying together, we can emphasize the importance of respecting personal belongings and holding people accountable for their disrespectful actions.

Join me in this fight against impunity for food theft. Sign this petition to demand that Logan Wanker acknowledges the impact of his actions, apologizes sincerely, and commits never to repeat such behavior again. Each signature will serve as a testament to our collective stand for fairness and personal respect. Let's make sure this issue is taken seriously, and similar actions are discouraged in our community.

Here is a graph of stealing in california

Are we really ok with this? And just so it’s obvious how taking his life away would fix this problem, please look at this graph for dead robbers, and how much they steal.

I rest my case.