TL;DR —> Sign this if you are a fan of The Lawrence Arms and want to see them add a 3rd night for this year’s annual War On X-Mas! 
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Hey punk! Do you like having the slowest drink at the saddest bar on the snowiest day in the greatest city? Then this petition is for you!

This is an extra special year for the greatest band in the history of the world: The Lawrence Arms! The Larms were founded in Chicago, Illinois just 25 years ago in 1999 and are still selling out venues like the Metro annually for their War On X-Mas!

Recently, our heroes announced at Riot Fest that they would be organizing a two day event for 2024’s WOX for December 6th & 7th! Last year we raged war for two jam packed nights at the Metro, but as you well know, Jolly Old Saint Nick and his evil elf army are persistent and still going forward with their Christmas plans anyway this year. The two nights were sadly not enough to defeat this egregious holiday. This will be The Lawrence Arms’ 10th Annual WOX since the first battle took place back at Chicago’s Double Door in 2015. For this momentous decade long war it is clear that we need to rally the troops and go all out to defeat Christmas for good.

Sign this petition to convince Brendan, Chris, & Neil that the fans of the Lawrence Armada are ready and willing to give it all for THREE FULL NIGHTS of this special 10 year anniversary of the WAR ON X-MAS!

(And let’s not forget the post-war tradition of the Sunday matinée show [full of WOX 2024 supporting bands and special guests against X-Mas] to cure that three-days-straight-of-Old-Style-and-Malört fueled hangover!)

*Please sign and share this petition to rally more punks to a good cause*