We, the extremely normal and not at all unhinged fans of the Green Bay Packers, respectfully demand that Toyotathon be extended through February 8th, 2026 so Jordan Love can play the Super Bowl under its mystical dealership powers.

The evidence is clear:

Outside Toyotathon: 44 touchdowns, 27 interceptions.
During Toyotathon (through 12/7/25): 35 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, and over 60 more passing yards per game.

This isn’t superstition. This is hard data.

Unfortunately, Toyotathon is set to expire on January 5th, 2026.

Extend Toyotathon. Keep Jordan Love under the influence of absurd APR deals and “limited-time offers." Without this change we risk sending the great state of Wisconsin into a brat-fueled, cheese-curd-scented spiral of chaos.