since the illegalization of ranch in 27 states of the united states, the country’s economy has gone down by a significant amount. some may say it is because of the covid 19 pandemic, but i believe it is because of the illegalization of ranch. if we legalize ranch again, this country can become a happier place. in the states that ranch is still legal in, people are happier, people can enjoy their salads more, and people don’t need to worry about bad salad. meanwhile in states like indiana, where ranch is illegal, people are sad, people don’t enjoy their salads, and they have to worry about their salad tasting bad. there is a huge problem of ranch dealing through bordering states that ranch is legal and illegal in. this causes a lot of problems for the states that ranch is illegal in, by reducing their population by millions. celebrities like eric andre support this movement. eric andre believes happiness for people. please sign this petition to make the united states a better country for the people. if we can, we should have monthly rations of ranch to every person in this country, yes you heard me right, not citizen but person. since immigrants like my mom deserves equal ranch as citizens of the united states. if we can keep blue cheese dressing, then we should be able to keep ranch as well. ranch has no reason being illegal. if we can legalize ranch, people will be happier, happy people, good economy i think investing 2 trillion dollars in ranch will benefit this country by a very high amount, to the point where we can be a stronger country than vatican city or angola. we cannot lose to the capitalistic society that has taken over the united states. thank you for reading, now please sign this petition.