Ensure mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani takes a well-deserved nap

Ensure mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani takes a well-deserved nap

The Issue

MAYOR ELECT MAMDANI, as one of your first acts as mayor, will you trust us?

"Go To Bed!"

The comedian Lukas Arnold recently posted a video urging Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani to PLEASE go to bed. 
"You nailed it. You assembled the people. -- That's exhausting. Go to bed. For me. For us. Go to bed."

And a metric FUCK ton of us agree. 
The work is just beginning, and we need to be well rested to maintain the energy this work demands. 

"Please sleep #mayormamdani you earned it. For the love of god, get some rest bro." -@lukastarnold (instagram)

TESTIMONIALS FROM INSTAGRAM

"A mayor who never sleeps for the city that never sleeps" | "HOW?" |

Is it his age?
 "How are we the same age?" | "It's ok, he's just in his 30s, he has stamina" | "I'm 19 and im constantly exhausted" | "I'm 2 years younger than him and I'm fucking tired. I'm also a veterinarian so... maybe that has something to do with it." | "I'm a month younger than him, where's my stamina?!" | "I'm 26, I am tired after 3 hours outside of my bed. The fuck you mean he got stamina? what does that mean for me?!!!" | "Think of how much shit would get done if the people in charge were in their 30's and 40's instead of their 70s and 80s" | "The man is 34yo and healthy. He's got the energy needed." 

Is it a disguise?
 "It's official. He sleeps like batman" | "Superman in disguise istg" | "I'm convinced he's gonna show up at 2am as the new Spiderman to protect New York-" | "he's Daredevil" | "We're gonna find out he has a twin"

Is it our concern?
"like dead ass bro take a lil nap" | "Get some reeest, man! Someone put him in time out for a couple days" | "I hope he sees this" | "Fr i feels like he always poppin everywhere just like everywhere everytime i see zohran. I mean I love it but yea i think he need to rest." | "GO TO BED" | "What's funny is his mom actually liked this" | "this man is worried about Mayor-Elect's mental and physical health" | " This is so real" | "he deserves a good nap" | "LIT WHAT IM SAYING" | "go to bed" | "Mamdani needs a self care day." | "Yes he needs to stay healthy and safe!!!" | "His mom liked this post" | "I swear I was just saying this. He needs some rest now." |

Is it the will of the constituents? 
"Please listen to your people" | "Even us new yorkers need real sleep at some point." 

MAYOR ELECT MAMDANI,
We value your policies. And, in equal measure, we value your health. 
In a matter of days we will need a leader to buffet the actions of those bloated powers seeking to undermine the will of the people of this city.
As one of your first acts as our mayor, will you listen to the voices of your fellow New Yorkers?
Will you assure us that you will rest now to be ready for what is to come?
Because, ultimately, we all wanna be awake for this. 

Truly yours, 
The comment section


Bonus content: 

Is it our own disorientation?
 "I thought you were telling me to go to bed" | "honestly, same" | "I need someone to tell me to go to sleep" | "I need someone tell my that statement" | "Too much adrenaline now to sleep" | "SOCIALISM IS WHEN NO SLEEP"


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Jen F.Petition Starter

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The Issue

MAYOR ELECT MAMDANI, as one of your first acts as mayor, will you trust us?

"Go To Bed!"

The comedian Lukas Arnold recently posted a video urging Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani to PLEASE go to bed. 
"You nailed it. You assembled the people. -- That's exhausting. Go to bed. For me. For us. Go to bed."

And a metric FUCK ton of us agree. 
The work is just beginning, and we need to be well rested to maintain the energy this work demands. 

"Please sleep #mayormamdani you earned it. For the love of god, get some rest bro." -@lukastarnold (instagram)

TESTIMONIALS FROM INSTAGRAM

"A mayor who never sleeps for the city that never sleeps" | "HOW?" |

Is it his age?
 "How are we the same age?" | "It's ok, he's just in his 30s, he has stamina" | "I'm 19 and im constantly exhausted" | "I'm 2 years younger than him and I'm fucking tired. I'm also a veterinarian so... maybe that has something to do with it." | "I'm a month younger than him, where's my stamina?!" | "I'm 26, I am tired after 3 hours outside of my bed. The fuck you mean he got stamina? what does that mean for me?!!!" | "Think of how much shit would get done if the people in charge were in their 30's and 40's instead of their 70s and 80s" | "The man is 34yo and healthy. He's got the energy needed." 

Is it a disguise?
 "It's official. He sleeps like batman" | "Superman in disguise istg" | "I'm convinced he's gonna show up at 2am as the new Spiderman to protect New York-" | "he's Daredevil" | "We're gonna find out he has a twin"

Is it our concern?
"like dead ass bro take a lil nap" | "Get some reeest, man! Someone put him in time out for a couple days" | "I hope he sees this" | "Fr i feels like he always poppin everywhere just like everywhere everytime i see zohran. I mean I love it but yea i think he need to rest." | "GO TO BED" | "What's funny is his mom actually liked this" | "this man is worried about Mayor-Elect's mental and physical health" | " This is so real" | "he deserves a good nap" | "LIT WHAT IM SAYING" | "go to bed" | "Mamdani needs a self care day." | "Yes he needs to stay healthy and safe!!!" | "His mom liked this post" | "I swear I was just saying this. He needs some rest now." |

Is it the will of the constituents? 
"Please listen to your people" | "Even us new yorkers need real sleep at some point." 

MAYOR ELECT MAMDANI,
We value your policies. And, in equal measure, we value your health. 
In a matter of days we will need a leader to buffet the actions of those bloated powers seeking to undermine the will of the people of this city.
As one of your first acts as our mayor, will you listen to the voices of your fellow New Yorkers?
Will you assure us that you will rest now to be ready for what is to come?
Because, ultimately, we all wanna be awake for this. 

Truly yours, 
The comment section


Bonus content: 

Is it our own disorientation?
 "I thought you were telling me to go to bed" | "honestly, same" | "I need someone to tell me to go to sleep" | "I need someone tell my that statement" | "Too much adrenaline now to sleep" | "SOCIALISM IS WHEN NO SLEEP"


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Jen F.Petition Starter

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