I just want lunch. A normal, edible sandwich without it being absolutely drowned in mayonnaise. Every time I grab a meal deal, it's the same old story: chicken and mayo, tuna and mayo, something perfectly fine that's ruined by Satan's wet dream. For those of us who hate mayo, there are barely any options left that don't involve scraping, settling, or going hungry. This isn't about being dramatic, this is about choice. We're not asking for the moon, we just want lunch without emotional distress.

Meal deals should offer variety, not restrictive options that alienate a section of consumers who simply don't want mayonnaise in their food. It's time for supermarkets and sandwich manufacturers in the UK to recognise this simple demand. There is a dazzling range of condiments and sandwich fillings - not everything has to include mayo. More importantly, it's about respecting consumer preferences and providing a wider range of options.

Fact is, approximately 20% of Britons dislike mayonnaise. With meal deals being a staple for many during lunch hours, it's high time for these deals to reflect the diverse tastes of the public. Not everyone wants to load up on mayo; some people might prefer mustard, avocado, or simple butter. Why should they compromise on their dietary preferences?

By offering more non-mayo sandwich options, food retailers can tap into a broader customer base, ensuring satisfaction and loyalty. It’s a simple change that can go a long way in making meal deals more appealing to everyone.

Join me in urging companies to end the dominance of mayo in meal deals, and give us back the enjoyment of a stress-free, delicious lunch. Let's make our voices heard and demand the change we deserve. Please sign this petition to support consumer choice and ensure variety in our lunch options. Together, we can return sanity and enjoyment to our daily meal deals.