Slowjamastan citizens, allies, neighbors and friends - we need your help.

We have received an overwhelming response to our National Anthem. So many have commented that our beautiful National Anthem reminds them of an Elton John song. We can't say we hear the similarity, but whatevs.

In fact, we weren't even familiar with this particular artist, but after Googling "Elton John," our Sultan became an instant fan.

The Sultan of Slowjamastan said, "I really like this Elton John guy. I think he may have a future. We should get him to sing our anthem - it would be great exposure for this artist."

And so we must make this happen; for The Sultan, and for the great people of Slowjamastan.

Please support this mission by signing the petition to have the artist known as Elton John record our National Anthem. You can also help by sharing this petition with Elton John on his Twitter.

The Sultan thanks you in advance.