

Let Sam keep his beard


Let Sam keep his beard
The Issue
It's a really good beard and suits him. My mum says so. Everyone knows beards are in currently, because the master has one. Beards have been proven to increase face warmth by up to 154%, and with winter just around the corner and no attractive scarves in sight, this ruling could leave him with a significantly chilly lower-chin. Beard growth also follows in the legacy of former pueri such as our own Edward Alleyn. Ergo, let us keep our bearded jazz-age Sam Warren-Miell.

The Issue
It's a really good beard and suits him. My mum says so. Everyone knows beards are in currently, because the master has one. Beards have been proven to increase face warmth by up to 154%, and with winter just around the corner and no attractive scarves in sight, this ruling could leave him with a significantly chilly lower-chin. Beard growth also follows in the legacy of former pueri such as our own Edward Alleyn. Ergo, let us keep our bearded jazz-age Sam Warren-Miell.

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Petition created on 5 September 2015