alrighty gaymers. it seems 20 of you's have signed! thank you all so much! if 100 people sign, i will email will smith personally to get some of his "special sauce" to make this happen. I am going to break down the process of this. first you take the bluestreak cleaner wrasse fish egg and combine it with will smith's dna. It will then grow in a lab and turn into will smith oscar abomination. I will then personally raise him and make sure he grows into the proper young man. since fish life spans are shorter than humans, he will grow fast, which is good, because he then has to adopt me. Now, some of you have asked if he can also be your dad. the answer is yes, and i will arrange a time for you to meet him after he is grown, and if he likes you he will have the adoption papers ready. once again, thank you for supporting, and i look forward to working with you all in the future.