

DON'T KILL THE DOG! — An Open Petition to IMMINENCE
Проблема
Dear IMMINENCE,
On behalf of the metal community, I, PRIMITIVE RUSSIAN, would like to address an extremely serious matter.
THE DOG.
Yes. That dog.
After watching your videos and following the mysterious journey of the knight and his loyal four-legged companion, I have become emotionally invested in this animal to a completely unreasonable degree.
And judging by the atmosphere of your music videos… I DON'T TRUST YOU.
Everything is dark.
Everything is dramatic.
The knight is going through some serious shit.
The world looks like it's about to end.
And meanwhile, this beautiful dog is just walking around being the best boy.
So before somebody in the band gets any artistic ideas, the metal community would like to establish one very simple rule:
🐕 DON'T. KILL. THE. DOG.
We demand absolutely nothing unreasonable.
The riffs can get heavier.
The breakdowns can get darker.
The violin can make us question our entire existence.
The knight can suffer.
The world can burn.
BUT THE DOG MUST SURVIVE.
This petition is a peaceful international initiative from concerned metalheads who have accidentally become emotionally attached to a dog in an IMMINENCE cinematic universe.
By signing this petition, you officially join the:
⚔️ IMMINENCE DOG PROTECTION SQUAD ⚔️
Our mission is simple:
Protect the dog.
Trust no plot twist.
Demand proof of life in future music videos.
IMMINENCE, we love your music.
We love your videos.
We love the knight.
But most importantly…
WE HAVE OUR EYES ON THE DOG. 👀🐕
With love and unnecessary concern,
PRIMITIVE RUSSIAN
on behalf of the concerned metal community 🤘

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Проблема
Dear IMMINENCE,
On behalf of the metal community, I, PRIMITIVE RUSSIAN, would like to address an extremely serious matter.
THE DOG.
Yes. That dog.
After watching your videos and following the mysterious journey of the knight and his loyal four-legged companion, I have become emotionally invested in this animal to a completely unreasonable degree.
And judging by the atmosphere of your music videos… I DON'T TRUST YOU.
Everything is dark.
Everything is dramatic.
The knight is going through some serious shit.
The world looks like it's about to end.
And meanwhile, this beautiful dog is just walking around being the best boy.
So before somebody in the band gets any artistic ideas, the metal community would like to establish one very simple rule:
🐕 DON'T. KILL. THE. DOG.
We demand absolutely nothing unreasonable.
The riffs can get heavier.
The breakdowns can get darker.
The violin can make us question our entire existence.
The knight can suffer.
The world can burn.
BUT THE DOG MUST SURVIVE.
This petition is a peaceful international initiative from concerned metalheads who have accidentally become emotionally attached to a dog in an IMMINENCE cinematic universe.
By signing this petition, you officially join the:
⚔️ IMMINENCE DOG PROTECTION SQUAD ⚔️
Our mission is simple:
Protect the dog.
Trust no plot twist.
Demand proof of life in future music videos.
IMMINENCE, we love your music.
We love your videos.
We love the knight.
But most importantly…
WE HAVE OUR EYES ON THE DOG. 👀🐕
With love and unnecessary concern,
PRIMITIVE RUSSIAN
on behalf of the concerned metal community 🤘

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Петиция создана 28 августа 2026 г.