Make DJ Khaled Eat Pussy

The Issue

DJ Khaled does not perform oral sex on his wife. She deserves better. I demand that DJ Khaled eat a pussy, preferably the one of his wife. But any pussy will do.

I call upon the help of Drake, French Montana, Fat Joe, Rick Ross, Future, A$AP Ferg, Beto O'Rourke, and that 12 year old boy that sells shoes and is always at DJ Khaled's lion mansion for help.

I'm convinced you guy are actually his friends so please ask him to live stream via Periscope a video of him performing oral sex. If he says no, ask him again and be firm about it. 

DJ Khaled, if you can read this, know that this is in your best interest. You'll understand when you're older. 

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The Issue

DJ Khaled does not perform oral sex on his wife. She deserves better. I demand that DJ Khaled eat a pussy, preferably the one of his wife. But any pussy will do.

I call upon the help of Drake, French Montana, Fat Joe, Rick Ross, Future, A$AP Ferg, Beto O'Rourke, and that 12 year old boy that sells shoes and is always at DJ Khaled's lion mansion for help.

I'm convinced you guy are actually his friends so please ask him to live stream via Periscope a video of him performing oral sex. If he says no, ask him again and be firm about it. 

DJ Khaled, if you can read this, know that this is in your best interest. You'll understand when you're older. 

The Decision Makers

Beto O'Rourke
Democratic presidential candidate

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Petition created on May 6, 2018