Kampanya güncellemesiDeregulate the Media Industry: Vengeance for Nostalgia! (Still Updating)Well...it's been a very long time and it sucks.
Titus CotharnChicago, IL, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri
2 Eyl 2024

I know that you all know that this petition hasn't been working the whole time since it was updated last May. We have no more support/promotion to keep it growing faster. We have nobody, nowhere, and nothing to afford this. And meanwhile, those media companies have completely taken away everything we love.

And now I felt a bit hurt and turned myself into nothing but a piece of shit. I'm sad, upset, pissed off, apathetic, broke, lazy, nonchalant, etc. I have no jobs, I can't afford to promote my petition until I get a job someday, and my mom, who's always the bane of my young existence, said that I'm not allowed to take money away from my family to the petition. All those negative experiences I had to go through were impacted by the recent news I saw right here:

  1. Paramount shut down the TV-based multi-activity learning app Noggin in July.
  2. Warner Bros. postponed the Suicide Squad game.
  3. Cartoon Network is dead, including its website and several shows on Max.
  4. Adult Swim continues to delist games.
  5. Warner Bros. loses its video game business.
  6. The Boomerang cartoon app shuts down and moves to Max.
  7. Paramount Television Studios is shut down.
  8. Paramount+ removes its Nickelodeon shows, including Big Nate, Blue's Clues & You, and Rugrats.
  9. The Harry Potter mobile game is shut down.
  10. The RWBY series is now sold away from Warner Bros. to VIZ Media while Rooster Teeth is cancelled.
  11. DisneyNOW is shut down.
  12. The Nickelodeon apps are shut down.
  13. Other Disney-Owned TV Network Streaming Apps Shut Down
  14. Disney movie loyalty program shut down 
  15. Disney betrayed by joining unlikely forces with its rival Warner Bros. for a complicated and stupid Bundle.
  16. There are no more seasons of Blue's Clues & You! than Season 5, and it's still on Nick Jr. (instead of Nickelodeon).
  17. The Tomb Raider franchise is taken away from the company behind Disney's Kingdom Hearts, Square-Enix, by some other selfish company called Embracer Group.
  18. BONUS: Warner Bros. Discovery Chooses Barney the Purple Dinosaur to Air on Cartoonito.

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It makes me look so completely FUCKED UP for the rest of my life! Speaking of life, I FUCKING HATE MY BLACK (the first race which I hate), FAT-BELLIED, HAIRY, BALLS-ITCHING, HEDIOUS, MEAN, CRUEL, RULE-OBEYING, NORMAL-CONFORMING, METSALLY-DISABLED OR NOT, LONELY, BROKE, LOW-GRADED, EVER-CHANING, HOMELESS FUCKING LIFE!!! Sigh.

And also, just look at us now. We're pieces of shit who have nothing to do, struggling to get whatever we want, and, mostly as young people, have no jobs or college to afford to deserve what's right for ourselves. I think this is all why I COMPLETELY FUCKING HATE YOOOOOOU, YA STUPID-ASS JOE BIDEN. YOU'RE THE FUTURE WHO CAUSED ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YOU GOD-DAMNED BITCH!

If you excuse me, I'm going to shoot myself in the head and go die in HELL! GOODBYE, America. And God bless you all. [SCREAMING AND CRYING IN AGONY BEFORE SHOTING IRL RIGHT NOW....LITERALLY!]

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