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Request Danny Devito to speak at SUNY Purchase's 2019 Commencement Ceremony

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Problem
After the discovery of a shrine dedicated to actor-producer-director Danny Devito, Purchase College has been the subject of massive social and news media attention. While the new clout has been appreciated, we students still find the school to be lacking in many areas; structurally sound buildings, clean water. and (among other things) a speaker for our 2019 commencement ceremony.

Danny Devito embodies everything Purchase College stands for. He is heavily involved in the arts, advocates for a more environmentally friendly lifestyle, and frequently donates to various charities.

Also, he directed Matilda (1996), which will forever be criminally underrated.

School officials have since invited Devito to observe and admire the shrine, but seeing as they've also destroyed the place of prayer and sealed off the area we students see only one solution:

Solution
Request Danny Devito as the Purchase College Commencement Speaker for 2019.



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