BRING BACK BANG MIAMI COLA AKA NECTAR OF THE GODS!!

I'm going to cut to the chase and not waste your time. This petition is to urge Monster Beverage Corporation to bring back the best Bang Flavor: Miami Cola. It tasted like the nectar of the Elysian Fields. Ever since their hostile take- I mean, "acquisition", of Bang Energy Drinks, they trimmed the flavors down significantly. However for some mystical, magical reason, kept the BAD flavors! Am I to be SEQUESTERED to BLACK CHERRY VANILLA FOREVER?! With this petition: WE DEMAND OUR FORGOTTEN SON BACK, MIAMI COLA!! 

Please have a heart and sign this petition. Miami Cola is out there, somewhere. Probably cold and hungry but mostly he's just lost and needs to return home.

Thank you for your time. Let's get this Petition on those Big Wigs desk at Monster!