Throughout the time that this petition has existed, I’ve provided links to all sorts of evidence supporting the notion that Amber Heard abused Johnny Depp and then accused him of abuse.

First, there was the audiotape where Heard admits to punching Johnny Depp repeatedly.
“I was hitting you.”

And there’s the audiotape where she admits to cutting off his finger –
“I never meant to hurt him! I didn’t mean to do it!” HERE’s a quick snap of that.

But if hearing that she abused Johnny Depp in her own words isn’t enough to convince you that her victim act is just that, an act, there’s this audio of Amber Heard telling Johnny Depp why she lied and accused him of abusing her. It’s not new, but it’s circulating lately so I thought I’d share it with you again. You may not have heard it before, or there might have been new evidence that’s got you ready for another listen. It’s the truth, and it’s out there. In print, in audio, online, just about everywhere.

But, hey. Don’t believe the mass media. They’re just in it for the money.

Don’t believe me. I’m obviously biased. I think Amber Heard should be sitting in an Australian jail for cutting Johnny’s finger off.

Believe your own ears. Heard says it herself. Admits it, tries to weasel her way out of blame by pointing the finger at somebody else, as per usual. But she says it. All you have to do is listen.

Or, if you can’t be arsed to listen to the whole thing, here’s the transcription:

“Laura Wasser had proposed that I need to… not proposed, I’m sorry, said that I would have to leave. That I’d be kicked out. I’d be evicted. So Rock and Josh and everybody, evicted in 21 days.

“No,” Johnny answered that fear, telling Amber that she’d have however long she needed to get her feet back up underneath her. “But I told you the last time we talked, told you that you were fine, that you stay there two, three, fucking four months, whatever. Just fucking figure it out. We’ll figure it out. You stay there, you’ll be comf-“

“I got that too,” She interrupted him.

“Be in your home,” he tried to assure her.

“No,” She insists. “I thought that too. They told me 21 days. THAT IS PART OF WHY I ACCUSED YOU OF DOING THAT.”

There you have it. In her own words, from her own mouth. Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of abusing her so that she and her friends could stay in the penthouses at the Eastern Columbia Building. Not because he actually abused her. Not because she was afraid of him. Because she didn’t want to lose the apartment. Never mind that she had her own place, her dad’s place, friends’ places and countless other places she could have landed, she insists that she would have been homeless if she had to leave the ECB, so she had no choice but to lie about Johnny Depp and accuse him of domestic abuse.

Oh, please.

If this doesn’t convince you that she’s full of it, I don’t know what else to tell you. Either you’re stunned by her beauty (snark mode off), you’re too stubborn to believe the truth when it’s placed in front of you on a silver platter, or you’re a troll hell bent on mischief.

Next up: those cringe new mom photos.