Amber Heard is still acting like she's an A-list star, stepping out at at a pre-Oscar party with her latest gal pal, and yesterday to the Spirit Awards (solo). I'm hoping that her gal-pal had other obligations for the day, and not that she stayed home to hide any facial injuries she might have recently acquired. 

These outings have a lot of people wondering why Heard is still being invited to high-profile events after she was heard on audio tape admitting to beating her (then) husband Johnny Depp.

I speculate that she was invited to these events before that tape became public listening, and that she should enjoy them. I doubt that she'll get any more such invites. I think it's the end of the road for her.

The star of the picture, though, is the lady in black who's covering her face like the sight of Amber Heard makes her as sick as it makes me. You, madam facepalmer, are my new hero.