And so, according to Heard, were her friends and family.

She got physical with (ex husband) Johnny Depp to defend herself. And to defend her"Baby sister" - who she says Johnny was about to push down the stairs, getting physical only after Johnny "laid his hands on her, to prevent what could have been a FATAL injury!" The best answer she gave is "I don't know what I did."

In video testimoney, Heard is asked a yes or no question: Have you ever hit Johnny Depp with a closed hand or fist? In response, Heard launches into yet another horryfying episode of graphic abuse at the hands of her "monster" ex husband. 

And Heard is visibly upset when the person that asked the question reminded her that it's a yes or no question, jutting our her jaw in that angry, defiant way she has when she's not happy. Which is a lot.

"Have you ever punched your husband?" She tried to waffle with her answer and refused to use either the words "yes" or "no" - instead insisting that "whatever" she did was in defense of herself or another. 

We're never going to get the truth out of this spoiled, selfish piece of work. The best we can hope for is that the judge sees through her nonsense and rules in Johnny's favor. 

And, as ever, we can hope that Warner Bros DC removes Amber Heard from Aquaman 2.