Hey, coronavirus, I know you're having fun with infecting and killing humans, but I think it's time to stop. So many people died because of you and you're still not leaving us alone. 

I promise to wash my hands even after you're gone and I promise to not be rude anymore*

If you decide to refuse my offer, then could you at least consider giving us a few months of break, so we can prepare? The summer is coming, let us have some fun as well.

Thanks in advance, me

* for 1 day