After Luigi heroically saved the lives of many Americans who suffered under tyrannical United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, he was subsequently imprisoned to Bowser's Detention Center with multiple Koopas and Goombas making sure he doesn't escape, and to instill fear into Americans who dare go against Bowser's allies. From even a utilitarian perspective, the death of a tyrant justifies the rescuing of millions of more lives being indirectly crushed by them, making this a pure case of injustice. It is clear what America needs today to defeat Bowser's empire; Super Mario 'Jumpman' Mario, from Brooklyn, New York. I propose that we all give him a supply of Super Mushrooms and Super Stars to break into Bowser's Detention Center and defeat the vile Koopas that threaten Luigi's life.