Dear Simpsons fans and players of Fortnite,

Epic Games has not yet released a Mr. Burns skin in Fortnite. This is preposterous! Mr. Burns is one of the most iconic characters in fictional history! Adding him to the game would be one of the wisest things Epic Games has ever done. Honestly, it's obligatory! 

Mr. Burns has earned it for being such a classic and unforgettable character. Epic Games would make millions -- perhaps even billions! Who, I ask you, could deny that dastardly grin and those steepled fingers?

Help me to persuade them into RELEASING THE BURNS!!! Sign this petition, POST HASTE! Time is running out! 

It would be positively eeexcellent!