Oh my god, where do I even begin? Since the 2024-25 season, Winnipeg Jets forward Adam Lowry (#17) has used Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, a song I despise with all my Gen Alpha TikTok pop song-hating rage. Even though Tanner Pearson is gone and the Jets will never use Golden from K-pop Demon Hunters again (thank God, but that was how the team honored their 15th anniversary? Using the worst song from my least favorite animated movie ever?!), the team is still stuck with Gen Alpha TikTok pop songs because of Carpenter (who I despise). I am urgently requesting the team to replace Espresso as Lowry's goal song with something else, something fans will actually appreciate. Other players have phenomenal goal songs (Kyle Connor using Hell Yeah by Rev Theory, Dylan DeMelo using I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister, Gabriel Vilardi using the Macarena, or Dylan Samberg using Let's Go Crazy by Prince, which, as a Wild fan, I appreciate), so Lowry needs to have a better song as well. My suggestions: Riptide (Beartooth), Humble (Kendrick Lamar), Rock That Body (Black-Eyed Peas), DARE (Gorillaz ft. Shaun Ryder and Rosie Wilson)), or even, dare I say, Doot Doot (67) (Skrilla). Please, even though the 2026-27 season has already started, please convince Lowry to change his song so Winnipeg home games won't be an excruciating pain to sit through. Let me and other NHL fans have our voices heard so this can be a reality and the Jets can build a new future free from any inescapable Gen Alpha TikTok pop songs. Sincerely yours, a Minnesota Wild fan who's still unhappy about Crowd Chant by Joe Satriani being stolen from the Wild by the Islanders and now being stuck with Shout by the Isley Brothers.