Press 1 for English. Press 2 for English. Press 3 to speak with one of our intolerant commissioners (English speakers only, please). Press 4 if you wish to be "tolerated" by Commissioners Rothschild and Frazier for being homosexual, non-Christian or from a large family of Hispanic descent. Press 5 to request a waiver from Commissioner Rothschild from paying sales tax, federal income tax, rain tax, flush tax, cigarette tax, gas tax, or the toll on the Bay Bridge.. Press 6 to donate your $50 tax refund back to the county, so that it can be used to further endow the Rothschild Education Opportunity Fund. Press 7 to have Commissioner Rothschild save your child from the evil clutches of Common Core. Press 8, hang up and call back, Press 8 again, hang up and call back, continue until Commissioner Roush wakes up and answers the phone. Press 9 to receive your blessing from Commissioner Frazier Press 0, hang up GO OUT TO VOTE ON JUNE 24th to get Commissioners Rothschild, Frazier and Roush out!