By creating the April Fools’ video containing the Chocolate Whopper it is clear that, Burger King, by not making it for real is subjecting the British people to a cruel and unusual punishment.

The punishment for the British people is to wake up daily with the knowledge that this culinary delight is forever out of their grasp.

Shame on you Burger King. I urge you to come through on the promise of your chocolate cake buns, flame grilled chocolate patty, white chocolate rings, candied oranges, raspberry syrup, milk chocolate leaves and vanilla fondant for the benefit of all the United Kingdom.