Anish Kapoor has had it too good for too long, I HATE HIM HE ATE MY CHILDREN AND BURNED MY CROPS my 100 billion wives all left me for him, let's stain his precious sculpture with baked bean juice and make him cry till he drinks his Vanta black paint. and hopefully, he perishes because that stuff is toxic (unlike Stuart Semple's Blackest Black paint). Anish Kapoor is not slay, He is not babygirl and he is not cool beans. :[

Scientific tests have shown that nobody likes baked beans on their expensive sculptures, so.... ;]

EAT THE RICH

Send this to literally anybody, but specifically Anish Kapoor haters and Stuart Semple fans. 

Please don't spend any money on this thing because it would make me feel guilty and you don't want Jesus feeling guilty, only you can feel guilty for NOT SIGNING OR SHARING THIS PETITION ;]

The power of Jesus Christ compels you.

LIVE LAUGH BAKED BEANSSSSS