After successfully bringing back the subway footlong for a meal swipe, I have now decided to focus on the next most important need for the AU community: having a campus cat.

Let's be honest, most of us hate being at AU. We hate interacting with wonks, and the school spirit is next to none. But there was one thing that did bring us all together, which was wonk cat (and eventually challenge accepted cat).

We are calling on AU Buildings & Grounds to bring the community not what we want but what we need, which is a new cat.