Those of us who have been avid fans of living comedic legend, Tom Green, from Ottawa, Canada, know what a delicious cheese sandwich he makes! 

Whether you've followed him since his broadcasting days on local cable television, or started following him on social media in recent years... whether you're a cougar or a spring chicken, a diehard Tom Green fan, or a newer fan, we all love him. And, we all love his delicious cheese sandwiches. 

I am asking every one who agrees, from the commonwealth, and beyond, to sign this petition with a public letter to King Charles that reads as follows:

Your Royal Highness,

We, the Commonwealth and beyond, respectfully request for your consideration in the official knighthood of Canadian-American comedian, Tom Green, as The Lord Of The Delicious Cheese Sandwiches. 

Sending love, light and prayers for your health. Long live The King! 

Sincerely,

The Commonwealth of The Monarchy & Tom Green fans around the world.