Dumb dumbs these days don't know about the three Rs:  Respect, Religion, and Really better watch your tone, boy.  That's why they need George Wallace, "The New Mr. Vegas" needs to bring his well regarded show, "Get Your Mess Right!" back to network television, to help all of us get our mess right...with laughter!

We all remember Mr. Wallace from his seminal variety show, which ran on NBC from 1997-2001, probably best known for his rant on children's allowances that still rings true today ("allowance?  I'll ALLOWANCE you a roof over your head!  I'll ALLOWANCE you three square meals a day!  Get your mess right!") but a lot has changed in 13 years, and we need George Wallace as a role model for our young Americans now more than ever!